Dan! I have brought up jokesplaining at least three times this past week. Everyone gets it. It's like a word that was missing from our vocabulary, and you created it! Even just reading your latest response, I keep thinking...when are you gonna start writing? You came up with a word FFS. Time for you to write!

I didn't know there was an international pun competition. I'm already trying to figure out how I can get my job to fund me to attend it:)

And training your daughters to fetch your stouts from the fridge--well done! Uhh, can I rent one of your daughters to fetch my stouts from the fridge? (Just kidding!)