Dear Guy pretending to have classified job--

The guys who worked the front desk at the gym at Cape Canaveral used to tell women they met in the clubs, "I work for NASA" which was true. They didn't tell women "I'm an astronaut", but I think that's what the women heard. If you say, "I work a classified job", I'm sure women (and Urine Collector Guy) hear "I'm Bond. James Bond." :) We just all keep telling the truth, and I'll keep eating bananas.

--Banana Eater Woman