Lee Bidoski
1 min readApr 6, 2022

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Hello, Dan--

You know exactly what I'm fixing to type, right? Well, I'm going to type it thought that means you'll now label me predictable: hahahhahaha! :):):):):)

"Loin melting"--hahahah! Great phrase!

I have faith that if anyone needed you to reach something, you'll reach it.

Your son may have been gipped in the inches department, but from what I know about you so far, you've blessed him in the departments that matters. He's not a kind fellow for no reason, you know.

Plus, he'll probably be a star on the pun circuit one day:) When women hear him cracking those mad dad jokes you taught him, they're gonna feel a baby-making compulsion to give him babies to be dads of:)

This reminds me of a saying I once heard, that God gives small-boobed women great butts and gives big-boned people beautiful voices or beautiful faces because he likes to divvy up the goods. By this, we may have to wonder what lacking he gives tall guys...:)

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Lee Bidoski
Lee Bidoski

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I’m a psychology professor trying to understand and improve our lives. Relationships | Dating | Health | Careers | Sports | Law Enforcement | Military

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